My faithful staff, recognizing my profound need to find ways to express myself briefly, want me to take on tweeting to my followers. This should be no problem, as I have no followers. What could be simpler? I am fine with it.

In the hope that I might gain some followers ("don't follow me, dude; I have only lived here four years and I have been lost in the cemetery all morning"), over my vacation, my plan is to tweet 140 characters of daily wisdom based on the Bible texts found in the Presbyterian Church USA Mission Yearbook. I will begin July 15 and continue through mid-August. I think you find me at Sam @PastorSamMassey. Or something like that. So give it a try, please, and let me know if you can find me and if you want to be a follower. You don't actually have to follow me, of course, just try it to see if it works. Or not. Of course, if you want to follow me that would be fine too. To follow me, that is, would be fine. And to not follow me would be equally fine, that is,  I am fine not following me. 
Although technically, I have to follow myself, so I must be talking about you. Are you fine?

Keeping within 140 might be tough. Characters, that is. Have headache and going home.